Saturday, August 31, 2013

Yahoo logo boobs

I'm sure someone else has already pointed this out, but the new Yahoo logo looks like a Yah with a pair of boobs next to it.

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Friday, August 30, 2013

Alien Breeder Girl

Grace Vilmont likes to have sex with aliens, or so she tells me. Anyway, she's written another of her weird sex stories and here it is: Alien Breeder Girl.

Go get it at Smashwords.com

(or Amazon.com or BN.com)


Ilona is a shy, quiet woman living a simple life in the big city. She doesn’t think anything of taking home the nice young man she met at the library for some illicit sex. What she doesn’t expect is to get pregnant from her first time with her new lover. What’s worse is it quickly becomes apparent he’s not human and what he’s done to her body is too terrible to contemplate. But, strangely, she finds she can’t resist his alien charms. 
 
This is a 10,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.
 
Content warning: features human sex with aliens, forced impregnation, graphic sex, sex of dubious consent, and other depictions of adult sexuality. Strong language and adult only content.
 


Excerpt:
 
She cried out.
 
“Are you in pain?” Enzor asked. His tone was that of concern but also seemed a bit…off.
 
“No. I had an orgasm. Just a little one, but it was unexpected.”
 
“Can I finish inside you?” he asked.
 
“So polite,” she joked. “And so quick. Are you already done?”
 
“Of course not.” Now he was offended. “I’m nowhere near done. You’ll see.”
 
Ilona was thrilled when his orgasm caused her to climax again; it was still a small orgasm, but it was exactly what she needed at the moment.
 
“How was that?” he asked her.
 
“Very good,” she laughed at him. “Is it going to happen again?”
 
“Yes, certainly.” He took on a stiff formality at the question.
 
“Would you mind turning over?”
 
“Umm, maybe I should clean up a bit,” she said. “Give you a minute or two to recover?”
 
Enzor shook his head. “I don’t need that.”

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

ebook burnings?

Just realized that unless something changes I'll never have the pleasure of having one of my books burned by religious wackos. Kind of sad. Print is dead, long live digital ink.

Are books burnings even a thing any more? I don't know for sure; I don't live in the South.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Straining for the Sky - new ebook, male chastity

I'm on vacation (sort of) but I'm still uploading a new ebook this week. Staining for the Sky (the title is too pretentious, but I also hate the overly obscene "Hubby Locked Up Tight" style titles). Lots of male chastity and femdom situations.

When I uploaded to Smashwords it was number 185 in the queue. Wow. Never before have I seen the queue over #30. Still, by the time my fans see this post, it should be on Smashwords...and Amazon and BN.com.

Here's the cover and blurb. Enjoy!

Alice likes to be in charge of her affairs, especially when it comes to her married lovers. She can’t resist being a tease and when she locks Justin into a chastity cage he is stymied in how to free himself and keep it a secret from his wife. Unfortunately for him Alice doesn’t want him to keep it a secret from his wife. 

This is a 13,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.

Content warning: This story features graphic sex, enforced male chastity, group sex, some BDSM themes, sex of dubious consent, and other depictions of adult sexuality. Strong language and adult only content.

Excerpt:
Too tight?” she asked as he winced.

He had already filled the small space available in the cage. Justin was neither huge nor tiny. He was perfectly adequate but the manufacturer made sure to keep the chastity device small to accommodate men of every size. He would have to suffer. “A little,” he grunted. “I can take it.”

“Good,” she said happily and pulled out her cell phone to take a few pictures of his caged manhood. She went so far as to include her lips kissing the side of the cage. He couldn’t feel the kiss, of course, but the picture turned out okay, showing just the edge of her face. Before she was done she stood up and took a couple of full body shots of Justin tied to the bed.

“How long are you going to leave this on?” he asked her.

Her smile was wicked. “As long as necessary.”

“Necessary for what?” he asked with a glance at the clock. “I’ve got to be home in a couple of hours.”

“Really?” she asked feigning surprise. “Well, you’d better hurry then.” Alice lifted up the hem to her dress, pulled down her panties. “I need a little relief.” She climbed on the bed.

Justin knew right was to do and put his tongue to work.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

‘Naked Breast-feeding Yoga Mom’

You've probably seen the Time magazine cover of the mother breastfeeding a boy about three or four years old. But have you seen the Naked Breastfeeding Yoga Mom on The Cut's website? Click the link to see her breastfeeding her daughter while doing a naked headstand.

Early to publication - Kassie's Service the Full text at a discount price

Posted the full version of Kassie's Service a day early because I'm going on vacation and at a (semi) bargain price: $1.75. If you buy the two parts separately at $0.99 you pay $1.98. Okay it's not a huge savings, but all those nickels and dimes add up boys and girls!

Get it at Smashwords.com (the universe's best ebook store!).
You'll also be able to find it at Amazon.com and/or BN.com.

Kassie is a hot young woman who has to delay going to college. To fill in the time waiting to start her higher education, she decides to dabble in the sex trade. Her only client Joseph decides to turn her into a lactating lass, indulging in his breast milk fetish. Kassie starts to worry for her future when she delights in her new occupation…
 
Originally published in two parts; this is the complete text.
 
This is a 24,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.
 
Content warning: This story features graphic sex, erotic humiliation, prostitution, sex between characters of significant age difference, sexual slavery, adult nursing relationships, erotic lactation, BDSM, and other explicit depictions of adult sexuality. Explicit language and adult only content.
 
 
Excerpt:
 
He nodded. “Nice work. What trick does he have you doing?”
 
“Trick?
 
“Every slave Joseph has had has a specialty. What’s yours? I don’t see any piercings. Or any sign of a good spanking. What’s your trick?”
 
Joseph had already told her, had already groomed her for her trick and she didn’t know it. “Oh. He wants to make me lactate. Breast milk is my trick, I guess.”
 
“Huh. That’s new. I’d have thought that he’d go with a girl with bigger boobs. Shows you what I know.” He leaned over the bed, his shirt on but unbuttoned, and felt her breasts. It didn’t bother her he was treating her like a piece of meat. It was sort of exciting to be seen as an object of excitement.
 
“Any milk yet?” he asked her.
 
“No. Not yet. It’s only been a few days.”
 
Doug nodded. “Yeah, I bet it takes a while for that trick to work.”
 
“I have to go to the breast pump in a little while to stimulate them.” She grinned at him. “Want to give them a try?” She couldn’t believe the words that were coming out of her mouth. Was she really soliciting him to suck on her breasts?

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Complete list of Green Bush Publishing's ebooks

A complete list of everything Green Bush Publishing has available on ebook. For those of you who are obsessive about this sort of thing.

 
By Elliot Silvestri
And Giselle’s Mother
Astrophil & Stella
The Breast of Dawn
The Breast of Day
The Breast of Night
Breeding on the Farm
Bringing in Casey’s Cream
The Cheating Secret
The Collegiate Milkmaid
Costume Drama #1 – Kinky Nerds
Costume Drama #2 – Kinky Nerds
Cul-De-Sac: A Suburban Erotica in Around
Dollar Milk Maid

Emergent Milk
Gretchen’s Twins
Good Boy Sub
His and Hers Affairs
Jillian’s Contract
Kassie’s Service
Lessons with Mrs. Tavorski
The Let Down Reflex
Luke’s Milkmaids
Margeaux Known As
Ménage á Milk
Milk Addict
The Milk Thief
Milke & Cookie
Milking the O’Malleys
Misanthrope – First Summer
My Submissive Pair
Never Too Many Pregos
Pain Makes You Beautiful

Penny’s Secret Life
The Prince’s Whores
The Red Collar
Rosemilk
Selling Myself
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
Sweet Susan
Swinging Ring
Taking Gwendolyn
Too Intimate Sibs
The Troll’s Trollop
True Cow Girl
Victor’s Chastity
A Virgin Sacrifice
Without Your Wife

 
By Grace Vilmont
Alien Eggs
Demonbred
Felicia on Film
Feymina
In The Harem
Laying with the Sea God
Mother’s Milk
Taken by the Dragon
Tart
Uhluhtc’s Sacrifice
The Unicorn Curse
Veroneeka’s Time
Wolf’s Garter
Collections
The Breast of Dawn: The Elf Milk Collection
The Elliot Silvestri Erotic Reader
The Green Bush Publishing Collection Volume 1
The Green Bush Publishing Collection Volume 2
The Green Bush Publishing Collection Volume 3
Roman Charity: Four Tales of Erotic Lactation
Roman Charity 2: Four More Tales of Erotic Lactation
 

Adventures on the Farm series
Breeding on the Farm
The Red Collar
Rosemilk
Victor’s Chastity

Friday, August 9, 2013

Grace Vilmont to the rescue - sedately weird The Unicorn Curse

Grace has been known to write some extra eccentric erotica, but The Unicorn Curse isn't all that strange. Oh, it's weird, to be sure, just not excessively weird. Basic premise: what if sexual desire wasn't so much just a base human emotion but something that was spread like a venereal disease?

Get it at Smashwords.com (where is WAS listed under Elliot Silvestri, but I got that corrected...but now they think the description is too dirty so I have to change that) or Amazon.com or BN.com.


The moment Lexi brands Bryn a unicorn her life changes. Sure, she had always considered herself sexually adventurous and going to bed with a married couple was just another check on her list, but when Lexi’s little disease spreads to Bryn there’s little she can do about it. Sure, being a unicorn might be a disease, but does she want to be cured of it? And should she spread the disease?

 

This is a 10,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.

 

Content warning: This story features graphic sex, group sex, lesbian sex, sex of dubious motives and consent, plus other depictions of adult sexuality. Explicit language and adult only content.

 

 

Excerpt:

It was a complex red flower, mostly done in outline with some black highlights. She lowered her face and kissed the tattoo and was astonished when her lips touched the artwork. The lines of the tattoo were literally raised up off Lexi’s skin.

 

 “Is this a tattoo?” she asked as she marveled at the image emblazoned on her lover’s pussy.

 

Lexi smiled down at the younger woman. “Yeah, you can say that.”

 

“But…I can feel it too.”

 

“It’s a special tat. Let’s call it a piece of three dimensional body art.”

 

Bryn grinned and rolled her shoulders. “Sure, why not?” She kissed the flower one more time. “Literal flower above the figurative flower,” she commented and went the rest of the way down on Lexi. Tasting another woman was exciting.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Free eBook!

I let things slip because of Smashwords' Summer Sale where I had maybe half my books offered for free...and today I noticed I didn't have any active coupon codes for any of my books.

For the next month you can get The Troll's Trollop for free on Smashwords with coupon code PV59H. Enjoy!

Princess Romina has had a difficult life in the sheltered land of Pridania. She hasn’t found a man to satisfy her and the one worthy suitor isn’t satisfying in the bedroom. Her life is turned upside down—for the better—when her maidenhood is abruptly wrested from her by a marauding troll. This sends her down a path of adventure and debauchery unlike any she could possibly imagined in her royal life. Eventually she will be forced to make a choice: staying with her life in the palace, or abandoning everything she knows for the debauchery of the non-human world.

This is a 27,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.

Content warning: features graphic sex between humans and non-humans. Strong language and adult only content.

Excerpt:
The troll then ripped the oak door off the hinges and entered the tower. Like most trolls he was incredibly tall and broad, this monster stood nearly eight feet tall and weighed just over a half ton, in a fight he was more than a match for any normal human. The tower had been built to defend the frontier and as such the hallways and stairs were extra wide. The troll still had difficulty working his way up the spiral staircase, his wide shoulders, heavy armor and long spear gave him little room to maneuver. The long stairway ended at the tower top room were a woman was casually lounging on the large bed covered with rich silk coverings.

“You’re early,” she called out to him. Her eyes were half-closed and the cloying smell of stimweed smoke was heavy in the air. The woman, the princess, the troll told himself, was chained to the heavy wrought iron bed. The silver chain looped around her left ankle, the length of the restraint ran around the bed, and was securely locked to a heavy black ring at the foot of the bed. In other circumstances the ritual presentation would have been erotic, but the unexpected presence of the troll instead made it terrifying.

“I did not know I was expected,” the troll growled.

“This will hurt,” the troll informed her. Romina had no doubt of that and so she resumed her struggles again, but between the troll’s hand and the chain, there was little she could do to improve her situation. He wrenched her legs open as wide as possible to accommodate his substantial girth. Unready for coitus, her sex was closed and dry, that didn’t matter to Gork, but he knew it would be impossible for him to enjoy the act if he weren’t able to correctly penetrate her. The problem was solved by a simple dose of troll instinct.

Romina felt her nether regions suddenly soaked in a warm liquid. She looked down at herself, panicked that perhaps the monster had cut her open and her blood was flowing out. But that was far from the situation. A stream of a white-yellow viscous liquid was issuing forth from the monster’s penis; at first she thought he was pissing on her but realized that was wrong. Gork’s dark red eyes had half rolled up into his skull and for the briefest of moments she thought maybe he had over-excited himself and finished the job before he had started.

“Urgh,” he grunted as his eyes refocused. “Now you’ll be able to take me.” He wiped his cock around in the sticky-slick liquid that pooled on her belly, then presented the head to her opening. “This is going to hurt you,” he told her with a leering grin, then shoved his cock forward and into her body.

Friday, August 2, 2013

Summer Reruns with Breeding on the Farm

More reruns...so if you missed it the last time you can buy it now.
Actually last week I put out another collection (Green Bush Publishing Collection Vol. 4 - still on sale!) at the bargain price of $2.99 for four stories. That's like buying three and getting one for free!

This week is the full volume of Breeding on the Farm for the bargain price of $1.75. Yeah, I released parts one and two separately about a month ago...so what? Now you can get it will a variant cover (comic book geek ref) and the whole story in one volume AND save yourself a whole quarter (okay twenty three cents, but close enough).

Green Bush Publishing, that's quality erotica. Fresh from the farm to your hands.
Get it at:
Smashwords.com
or Amazon.com or even BN.com


Kim isn’t terribly concerned when she falls in lust with a new servant on the Farm. But when she allows the lust to run its course and discovers she’s pregnant and isn’t sure if the father is the youthful Dylan or her longtime companion Mark difficulties ensue. Not the least of which are her steadily growing belly, her tender, milk-laden breasts, and a group determined to wrest control of the Farm away from her.
This is a 23,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.
 
Content warning: This story features graphic sex, erotic lactation, pregnant sex, lesbian sex, adult nursing relationships, BDSM, and other explicit depictions of adult sexuality. Explicit language and adult only content.
 
 
Excerpt:
The questions were rhetorical but Dylan answered anyway. “Six. Six women. No, wait… after tonight eight.”
 
“So you’re well on your way to being a slut too,” she told him. “Have you enjoyed it? Get used to it.”
 
Before Dylan could say anything else the door to the bedroom answered. He half pulled up the sheet on the bed to cover his crotch but Kim didn’t move at all. She was accustomed to being naked around people. She was accustomed to people watching while she had sex and while they had sex near and around her. At first Dylan thought it was Analise coming in to report to Kim. It wasn’t. It was Mark.
 
 For a moment Dylan was tempted to cower but Kim simply relaxed and took in the sight of her boyfriend. “Problem in the house?” she asked casually as if she were checking on the cooking temperature of a pork roast.
 
“No. Most of the guests have gone home for the night,” he said. His voice was even; he didn’t seem the least bit upset to see his girlfriend in bed with another man. Dylan realized this probably had happened before.
 
“Mark, you remember Dylan, right? He’s one of the new hires. Dylan, this is Mark, my business partner and boyfriend.”
 
“Hello,” Mark said. For a moment Dylan thought the other man was going to step forward and offer his hand in friendship. He didn’t.
 
“How’s it going?” Dylan replied.
 
“Want to join us?” Kim asked. “I could go for a little more action tonight.”