Saturday, March 31, 2012

New novelette up on KDP and PubIt!...or at least it will be when they decide to approve. Probably on/around April 2. Cul-De-Sac: A Suburban Erotica In Around. It's more interesting than it sounds.

Friday, March 30, 2012

FAQs

What are your kinks?
Really? That’s the first question you ask? Okay, lactation, pregnancy, and bondage and discipline. Pretty tame stuff, really
Why do you write erotica?
Because so much of what I’ve read on my own is just terrible. I knew I could do a better job so I simply did.
Where do you live?
Upstate New York, in the woods.
What’s your family situation?
Married with kids.
Are you in an open marriage?
No, not currently.
                Wait. Why not?
                Because all my needs and my wife’s are being met.
Is this all you do with your life? Do you have a real job?
I work in the insurance industry and we’ll leave it at that.
Pets?
Yes, I liked petting back in high school
Petting?
Oh, you meant animals. Yeah, three cats.
Why are you doing a FAQ as one of the first things on your blog?
Because I hate shameless self promotion and it’s the only thing I could think of to do first.
What do you like to read besides erotica?
Science fiction, fantasy, horror.
                Favorite authors?
                J.R.R. Tolkien, Alan Dean Foster, David Wellington.
                                How come you didn’t create a hyperlink to Professor Tolkein’s website?
Several reasons. He’s dead. If you need help finding info on Tolkein I really don’t want to associate with you. I love ADF’s website. And David Wellington is a smaller author who can use as much attention as he can get. He’s a great writer as well.

Any kinks that are too far beyond the pale for you to write about?
                To write about, no. To endorse, yes. Those are: scat, incest, bestiality, pedophilia.
                                                                                                                                    

Why do you have a blog?

It's supposed to be a good marketing tool. At least that's what KDP and PubIt! say.