I wonder how much this drives up sales of the book. This year's award for terrible sex writing goes to Nancy Huston for her novel Infrared.
Read about it here.
And I'll throw the woman a bone. You can buy it on Amazon in either Kindle or dead tree format.
The passage that made me laugh? "...my sex swimming in joy like a fish in water" a phrase she repeats exactly at least once. Sex as a fish? Yeah. I'm sure there's a internet porn for that.