Superhero vs. Erotica Writer
How are they both the same?
1. They both have secret identities to protect their loved ones.
2. Their public life (hero/writer) is more exciting than their private life.
3. Both have really cool clothes to dress up in.
4. If their enemies find out their secret identity all will be lost.
5. Hated in their private life. Admired in their public life.
6. Heroes get the cute babes. Boring office workers get to masturbate.