Dollar Milk Maid

Is selling fresh breastmilk prostitution? It's an interesting question to ponder, and I do indeed ponder it in Dollar Milk Maid. Along with a whole lot of sex.

As always, first available on Smashwords: Dollar Milk Maid
Then Amazon for your Kindle: Dollar Milk Maid
Then Barnes & Noble for your Nook: Dollar Milk Maid



Karli had a bit of a problem that she turned into an asset. Ever since hitting puberty her breasts had been steadily growing to huge proportions and when they started leaking milk she nearly had a nervous breakdown. Taking what could have been a problem, Karli started funding her college education with her natural lactation. But she never expected to get emotionally and sexually involved with her clients…

 This is a 14,000 word novelette intended for adult audiences.

Content warning: This story features graphic sex, erotic lactation, sex of dubious consent, sex between partners of significant age difference, prostitution, and other depictions of adult sexuality. Explicit language and adult only content.

I'm ready to sell out...

I wonder what kind of company would pay me a fee for product placement in my stories. Would I be limited to companies that sell bondage gear and sex toys or would more open-minded companies of general use products be interested in getting their name dropped by the mighty Elliot Silvestri and his publishing empire.

Anyway...I'm willing to listen to pitches for why your product should be mentioned in casual conversation while two (or more) of my characters are fucking.

Maybe I'll just mention a few brand names and see if I can get some companies interested....

Off Topic - Company Stock

I worked for a company about ten years ago that gave us bonuses in the way of stock options. Most employees in my department would immediately sell their stock options the moment they matured. I held onto mine and when I quit that job, I exercised my options and wound up with a small amount of company stock.

For these past ten years I've been getting a check in December for roughly $20, my annual stock dividend. It always made me giggle because the amount was so small I couldn't do anything special with it. Still, twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

This past week I received a check for just under five dollars because the company has decided to go to a quarterly stock dividend payment system. So instead of one check totaling $20 for the year, I'll get four checks for $5. I'm pretty sure they're losing money on me because of all the mailing and processing costs. About every four months I get an offer from them to sell my stock with no fees and I always decline (toss it in the trash) because I can. I figure, as probably the person who has the least amount of stock in this company that shall remain nameless, I'm costing them money just by holding onto a few shares, so they need to pay me to sell the stock for what I'll call my acceptance fee.

I did accept their offer of direct deposit for my payments because it's too much of a pain in the ass to go to the bank to deposit a $5 check. Welcome to the 20th Century, assholes.

The upshot of this? Don't give disgruntled former employees stock options and then expect not to have to deal with a person who keeps petty vendettas against faceless corporations.

 

Without Your Wife now for sale.

Not your wife, of course. Your wife isn't for sale. Unless you spend the weekends playing games of master and slave. In which case, that's fine. However you get your freak on. I probably shouldn't be writing now because I took a double dose of cold medicine and my head is spinning. Enjoy the dirty words.

Smashwords instalink: Without Your Wife
Amazon.com link thing: Without Your Wife
BN.com link-a-roni:  Without Your Wife




Meeting an old boyfriend is usually a bad idea, but dominant Mara has been in an open marriage with her husband for ten years. Seducing Trent was easy; seducing Emma, his wife would be more difficult. With the skillful assistance of her husband Ben together they set about pushing the limits of Emma’s boundaries and taking her down a dark path of sexual ecstasy and delight.

This is a 25,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.

Content warning: This story features graphic sex, cheating partners, lesbian sex, group sex, pegging, sexual bondage and domination, pregnant sex, and other depictions of adult sexuality. Explicit language and adult only content.

Excerpt:

“King sized,” he said. Emma looked down at the floor. She was too nervous to say anything substantial. “I’m too tall for a queen sized and we had the room for a king so…” he trailed off. He was nervous just like his wife. There was never an easy way of starting things with a new pair of swingers. Mara knew she’d have to be the one to start everything, but she liked being in charge.

“Excellent,” Mara said. “Lots of room then. Shall we go see it and get things going?”

Emma stood rooted in place as the other two moved to the stairs. “Coming, Emma?” Mara asked when the younger woman didn’t follow.

“It’s moving so fast,” she said.

“True,” Mara admitted. “But it’s sort of like a Band-Aid. Just rip it off quick and the pain goes away quickly. The anticipation is worse than the event. Of course, the event here is fun.” She smiled warmly. “Do you still want to do this?” she asked kindly.

 Her head nodded. “I think so. I’m just scared.”

 Mara took two steps back to the brunette and picked up her hand. “Don’t be afraid. I’ll be with you the entire time. There’s nothing to be scared of.”

Uhluhtc’s Sacrifice

I think Grace Vilmont has gone around the bend more than just a little. Her lastest novella is Uhluhtc’s Sacrifice a strange little piece of erotica based on H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. I know some people are into tentacle sex (I'm looking at you, Japan), but Grace takes it to a whole new level with implications of the evil side of extreme Christian evangelism and putting Cthulhu on the same level as the Christian god.

And, hey!, tomorrow is March 15, the 76th anniversary of Lovecraft's death so this is a timely release. Extra timely if you factor in the election of a new pope (whom I'm calling Frankie I).

Uhluhtc’s Sacrifice is already up for sale on Smashwords and will shortly be available on Amazon and BN.com.

 

Shortly after her eighteenth birthday Cassie ran away from how where her evangelical mother controlled her life. Running to her grandmother was an excellent idea because Cassie knew Grandma Brenda was involved with a strange cult. When the cult turns out to worship a strange tentacled creature Cassie finds herself the subject of unearthly sexual passion.

 

This is a 16,000 word novella intended for adult audiences.

 

Content warning: This story features graphic sex, tentacle sex, sex with a non-human character, forced impregnation, and other depictions of adult sexuality some readers might find objectionable. Explicit language and adult only content.

Dirty, naughty, nasty covers

For some reason Smashwords is really strict about cover images...mostly because of other e-tailers they sell through. Still, I'll let you decide. Recently I had to change the cover to Bringing in Casey's Cream and The Cheating Secret. The weird thing about Casey's Cream is that it was up for sale on Smashwords for nearly two months before it got yanked.

 
 This is the original image.

This is the replacement.

 

 

 

Original.

Replacement

Obviously the second version of The Cheating Secret is a lot tamer in the way of nudity, but I wonder if the second version of Casey's Cream will slip by the Smashwords censors. A casual glance reveals just a hand with a drop of water or milk. Closer inspection shows a hand gripping a breast and milk running down the fingers. Dirtier?

I've seen more explict images on fantasy novels (Gor for example, or anything that Frank Frazetta ever painted) but this is erotica and that's part of the sex industry so we have to be extra careful not to corrup the morals of 'Murica.

The Cheating Secret

Not that I would ever cheat on my partner (and it would be hard to) but cheating's a very popular activity for the vanilla marrieds out there.

The Cheating Secret is on sale at Smashwords.com. You can also get it at Amazon and will be available at Barnes&Noble shortly.

Kierra has a fetish for cheating. She doesn’t feel guilty about it because she knows it is part of her. Sex is fine, but cheating sex is the best. When she admits her fetish to her fiancée it sends their relationship into a tailspin and gives her some of the greatest sex in her life. She doesn’t want to stop, but will her relationship with Shamus endure her unfaithfulness?

This is an 11,000 word novelette intended for adult audiences.

 

Content warning: This story features graphic sex, cheating partners, lesbian sex, group sex, and other depictions of adult sexuality. Explicit language and adult only content.

 

Excerpt:

 

“Emilie helps you, doesn’t she? She covers for you when you’re doing other guys.”

There was no reason to lie. “Yes.”

“She knows and helps you cheat on me…and your boyfriends before me.” It was a statement, not a question but Kierra couldn’t let it go unanswered and so she offered up some more information that should have been kept quiet.

“Yes. She knows just about everything. But that’s okay because she’s the same way with her husband.”

Sam burst out laughing. “Oh, that’s perfect. How long have they been married?”

“Almost ten years.”

He laughed some more. “Does Darren know?”

“No, he does not.”

“And you expect me to keep silent on this?”

“Yes, yes I do. It’s for the sake of their marriage.”

Everything is FREE at Smashwords.com

I published my first ebook exactly a year ago (The Collegiate Milkmaid) on Amazon's Kindle store. I was surprised by the (relative) success and kept at it. A year later and though I haven't been able to quit my day job, I've made myself a bit happier. Help Green Bush Publishing celebrate a year of success by downloading everything I've written in the past year...for free.

This is at Smashwords only, unfortunately. Amazon and Barnes&Noble make it incredibly complex to make things free or discounted. Just go to Smashwords.com and use any or all of the coupon codes below to get as many free ebooks as you want. Enjoy!

EDIT:
Forgot to announce the promtion was only good for a week. Currently the only active coupon is for Luke's Milkmaids: GR92R.

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A Virgin Sacrifice         MQ35N

And Giselle’s Mother   CU65T

Astrophil & Stella        TF86U

Bringing in Casey’s Cream TL25Y

Cul-De-Sac: A Suburban Erotica In Around    AB79A

Gretchen’s Twins        AM67G

His and Hers Affairs    QG74T

In The Harem      WT92Z

Jillian’s Contract         AV94M

Lessons with Mrs. Tavorski          WK43F

Luke’s Milkmaids         BQ22G

Margeaux Know As     XE87N

Milk Addict          PP97Q

Milk of Dawn – The Elf Milk Collection Volumes 1-3         AB27S

Milke & Cookie   SM44Q

Milking the O’Malleys  MP56D

Misanthrope: First Summer TL95S

My Submissive Pair     DK26Z

Ménage á Milk    PH54T

Never Too Many Pregos       GA28E

Pain Makes You Beautiful    XK54Y

Penny’s Secret Life     SU96E

Roman Charity: Four Tales of Erotic Lactation        UV42V

Rosemilk Complete     ZW33W

Rosemilk Part One      RW22K

Rosemilk Part Three   VS85H

Rosemilk Part Two      LK34J

Selling Myself     ML47A

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others      QR68T

Taking Gwendolyn      PT32B

The Breast of Dawn: Elf Milk Part One   ZY66G

The Breast of Day: Elf Milk Part Two     TC32Y

The Breast of Night: Elf Milk Part Three          AA65P

The Collegiate Milkmaid       FY93S

The Elliot Silvestri Erotic Reader XA45L

The Green Bush Publishing Collection Volume 1    DT46K

The Green Bush Publishing Collection Volume 2    HV66K

The Green Bush Publishing Collection Volume 3    UP78F

The Milk Thief    YW32G

The Prince’s Whores   UG83B

The Red Collar   QF55B

The Troll’s Trollop      KA68F

True Cow Girl     ZW32J

Twins at Once    MF53R

Victor’s Chastity          PF69L

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others - up for sale!

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others (thank you Morrissey, luckily title theft is totally legal under copyright law) is up for sale on Smashwords.com (the independent author's best ebook website. Also available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble

Kaelyn has always had a complex about her small breasts even though her boyfriend—whom she met because she had a small rack—dismissed her concern as unimportant. Since she won’t have surgery and can’t get better genetics Kae tries to induce lactation, hoping her milk will enhance her bust line. What is most certainly does is enhance her sex life.

This is a 9,000 word novelette intended for adult audiences.

Content warning: This story features graphic sex, erotic lactation, lesbian sex, group sex, and other depictions of adult sexuality. Explicit language and adult only content.