Monday, December 24, 2012

New Cover for Misanthrope

Just a slightly modified version. Here it is:

You can get it at Smashwords.com, or for your Kindle at Amazon, or for your Nook at Barnes & Noble. This was originally supposed to be a series but it proved so unpopular that I haven't bothered to write a second part, how's that for an endorsement from the author?

I actually like the story and characters, but if it is not going to make me any money, I'm not going to spend more time on it. I reworked the cover because I hated the old version. This one is much more like a voyeur looking through a window spying on the objects of his affection. I think it also shows the fragmented nature of our own identities and sexuality. (How's that for too many years of a liberal arts education?)

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Pain Makes You Beautiful

My latest novelette is Pain Makes You Beautiful. As you can tell from the title it's a lot more about sadism and masochism and has nothing to do with lactation at all. It's a peppy little bit of erotica that you can find on Smashwords.com.



Pain Makes You Beautiful from Smashwords gets me the highest royalty level, so I always promote them at the top of my posts.


It's also available at Amazon.com (who pay independent authors the lowest royalty, but they also move the most books).

And it will be shortly available at BN.com. (Always the last to finish processing.)

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

S.E. Hinton's Gay Porn Cover

A few years ago I saw this cover to S.E. Hinton's The Outsiders

I didn't think much of it other than it wasn't that great a cover image, but it was the classic young adult novel so it didn't really matter in the way of sales.

Then it occured to me that this it looks like the cover of a gay erotica novel. See:

 
Not much of a difference.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Victor's Chastity

Something a little different because I don't want to get stuck in a rut, because new is good, because why the heck not.

Victor's Chastity is on sale now. Why not make my Christmas a happy one?



Raff hears his new neighbors indulging in what sounds like a violent fight when it actually turns out to be just some vigorous spanking and sex. He’s humiliated and enthralled, especially when Jenee, the petite powerhouse who likes a firm hand, invites him to participate. This isn’t a problem until Raff discovers he likes what she offers but doesn’t know how to bring up the subject to his fiancĂ©e.

Available, as always, from Smashwords.com, the independent author's friend.


You can also get it at Amazon.com ("We sell more random stuff than Wal-Mart" --why don't companies ever use my slogans?)

And also from Barnes & Noble (no fancy commentary here, sorry).

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Deena Bright's Schooled

First, the link to the article: English teacher Erotic Freakout

Second, the link to the book on Amazon: Schooled

Third, her mistake was asking the school permission to write an erotic novel. Where is Deena Bright's common sense. As a school teacher she should know better because parents, schoool boards, and students all expect teachers to be sexless automatons that do nothing but read dready old Victorian novels and grade papers.

Fourth, she might be out of a job, so if the novel interests you, give it a look and a purchase.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Bad Sex (Writing) Award Winner

I wonder how much this drives up sales of the book. This year's award for terrible sex writing goes to Nancy Huston for her novel Infrared.

Read about it here.

And I'll throw the woman a bone. You can buy it on Amazon in either Kindle or dead tree format.

The passage that made me laugh? "...my sex swimming in joy like a fish in water" a phrase she repeats exactly at least once. Sex as a fish? Yeah. I'm sure there's a internet porn for that.